Monday, December 7, 2009

Addie

Do you have a little sister? If you don't, lucky you! if you do, still, lucky you! Yours is probably better than mine! Don't believe me? Keep reading, then judge.
Addison is too annoying and talks constantly. She will follow you around for no reason at all, and blab about anything and everything. then when you don't respond, she goes and tells an adult. The most annoying thing is that she will bite, scream, kick, and throw stuff at your head till she gets her way. Which always happens!
She also wants to be just like you. Say we're in a restaurant ordering food.. She says mac' n' cheese,you say pizza. She'll change her order to, you guessed it, pizza! When your friends come over all she does is act like she's the one that knows them. I swear that, after a while, she starts talking like you too!
Don't EVER forget of how dangerous she is! She'll bite, kick, pinch, hit, and throw stuff at your head, for no reason at all! She will scratch you, and let me tell you, Addie has some sharp finger nails. Not only is she a physically dangerous, but she can be a bratty dangerous. She will put on this act, saying you hit her, you were mean, or, the most bizarre one yet, you sat on her! Then you're the one in trouble!
Now, what sister is worse? Want to know the best part? SHE'S ONLY FOUR!!!!! Now go home and be tankful that Addison Leigh isn't your sister. Meanwhile, I'll be the one getting yelled at because I'm the one who made her spill the orange juice!



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