Showing posts with label Taylor M. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Taylor M. Show all posts

Friday, April 23, 2010

THE BUCKET LIST
  1. Go to Paris
  2. Puke on a ride
  3. Surf
  4. Go to Vegas!
  5. Fly an airplane
  6. Win Americas Funniest Home Videos
  7. Go to the Super Bowl
  8. Be the president
  9. Skydive
  10. Make a movie
  11. Invent something
  12. Win the lottery
  13. Drive an expensive car
  14. Die in my sleep, it would be the best way to go

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

A Good Haiku

Small bug falls from leaf
Falling falling still falling
Hits ground, in heaven now

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Butter-Fingers :-)

     If I had a million dollars,I'd buy all the Butter-finger factories in the world so I could taste the peanut-butter and chocolate separately from each other. Say you have a Snickers? For example did you think I wonder what the chocolate tastes like without the peanuts??? I have! That's why I'd own all the Butter-Finger factories in the world because Butter-Fingers are the best candy-bars in the world. 
     This is how to make Butter-Fingers. First take Hersheys best chocolate, mix it with Reeses best peanut-butter and make it crunchy. That's a Butter-Finger! So after that you probably want to race to your nearest Caseys and buy all the Butter-Fingers they have. But you can't (even though they are very popular) because I'm not finished with you until the cows come home.
     So next time you see a king-sized Hersheys and a Butter-Finger dangling of the side of a cliff GRAB THE BUTTER-FINGER!!! But if you are allergic to peanut-butter it's okay but hey they're a lot better than those Almond-Joy (Icky) every time I say that my mouth goes numb.