Birthday Morning

I wake up on Sunday
ready to take it on.
I yell ITS MY BIRTHDAY
as I wake up my brother Ron.

He screams and flips out of his bed,
like a fish out of water
or a chicken without a head.

He gives me a angry look
and a little hiss.
He chucks a shoe at me
but he missed.

I say Don't hurt me. Mom will get mad
You will be hurt,
be in the doghouse and
You wont get that transformer you wanted real bad.

He nods his head
and heads for the bathroom.
Don't smell it up to bad
or I will be in my tomb!