#1 When Chuck Norris plays monopoly it affects the world economy
#2 Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the richter scale
#3 Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
#4 One of things Chuck Norris will not roundhouse kick is time; unless it tries to tell him what time it is.
#5 America isn't a democracy it's a Chucktatorship
#6 To eliminate obsolete pennies Chuck Norris stretches them into $5 bills since Lincoln is on them both anyway.
#7 If you work in an office with Chuck Norris don't ask him for his three hole punch.
#8 Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip
#9 Dynamite was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure his indigestion
#10 Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter and blow bubbles with beef jerky