#5 The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris's age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
#7 Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee never actually fought off screen if they had the world would be imploded and we would all have been vaporized.
#8 Chuck Norris died ten years but the grim reaper is afraid to tell him.
#10 Chuck Norris tamed the first dinosaur.
#11 Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light not because he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
