Friday, April 23, 2010

Chuck Norris Jokes

#1 Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.

#5 The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris's age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#7 Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee never actually fought off screen if they had the world would be imploded and we would all have been vaporized.

#8 Chuck Norris died ten years but the grim reaper is afraid to tell him.

#10 Chuck Norris tamed the first dinosaur.

#11 Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light not because he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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