More Chuck Norris Jokes

#1 When Chuck Norris plays monopoly it affects the world economy

#2 Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the richter scale

#3 Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

#4 One of things Chuck Norris will not roundhouse kick is time; unless it tries to tell him what time it is.
#5 America isn't a democracy it's a Chucktatorship

#6 To eliminate obsolete pennies Chuck Norris stretches them into $5 bills since Lincoln is on them both anyway.
#7 If you work in an office with Chuck Norris don't ask him for his three hole punch.

#8 Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip

#9 Dynamite was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure his indigestion

#10 Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter and blow bubbles with beef jerky

My Favorite Superhero

My favorite superhero is Flash because he has the coolest outfit. I also think he is cool because he can run on water. Another thing is no one can catch him because he is so fast. My favorite thing about him is he can run around the world faster than anything else in the world. He also actually has powers, unlike some superheroes like Batman and a lot of others. It doesn't make sense how they can be superheroes without in any powers. Those are the reasons he is my favorite superheroes.

Baggy Shorts

Hear ye amigo.

Grandparents are gazing at

Ye's ruby red baggy shorts.

They all think you look like

Garbage.

The elderly are offending you

Like a bat hitting you.

Hear ye amigo.

Why Bocon is a Great Breakfast Food

Is bacon your favorite food? If not it should be because it tastes so darn good.

Bacon is a great breakfast food, because it gives that boost of energy during the day. It also has protein which helps with the energy.

Another reason is the protein can be great for staying healthy. Another ting is that it only keeps you healthy if you don't eat it too often. It has a lot of sodium which can help with some combinations of salty and sweet.

The fat on it helps also. It helps beef up for sports like football. It also keeps you warm because it puts fat on your body.

Anyone who doesn't think bacon is great is totally crazy. As you can tell i have a very,very strong opinion about bacon. That there might intrigue you to like bacon, but if not I don't know what else to say. Anyway,thanks for reading my opinion about bacon.